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	<title>Accidental Procrastination</title>
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	<description>| Things I didn't mean to think about when I should've been working.</description>
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		<title>Forgotten Instincts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[He had no idea where he was or where he was going, but he kept that information to himself. He parted the neck-high grasses before him and blazed onward. Leading was his job, and he wasn’t about to let some new guy disrupt that.
It had always been his job to lead, and he knew no [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2008/08/19/forgotten-instincts/</link>
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		<title>My last post before this post which doesn&#8217;t really count as my last post was posted a really long time ago.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[^ Imagine that. I don&#8217;t really know why I stopped writing here, other than I just did. I guess I ran out of things to say. Nah, that&#8217;s not it. And I definitely didn&#8217;t stop being funny. In fact I&#8217;m probably funnier now than ever. I didn&#8217;t really stop procrastinating, either&#8230;I just furthered the procrastination [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2008/07/09/my-last-post-before-this-post-which-doesnt-really-count-as-my-last-post-was-posted-a-really-long-time-ago/</link>
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		<title>To the Annoying Lady in the Annoying Hat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You don&#8217;t need a green arrow to turn left. Those green circles work too. That &#8220;left turn yield to oncoming traffic&#8221; sign means you only have to wait when there&#8217;s other cars at least in sight. When there&#8217;s a green light, you should probably drive. When somebody honks at you while giving you &#8220;move, stupid&#8221; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/10/11/to-the-annoying-lady-in-the-annoying-hat/</link>
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		<title>My Personal Linear Hell</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I personally believe that hell has a very long line leading to it. You wait. And wait, and wait some more until you wish you could just get there already. Eventually, you realize that you&#8217;ve been there the whole time.
Standing in line is like being in bad traffic while chairless and the radio is forever [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/07/13/my-personal-linear-hell/</link>
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		<title>A Portrait of God</title>
		<description><![CDATA[God seems to be a big subject for famous works of art, and I can&#8217;t help but wonder what He must think of all these.
I imagine there must be an art gallery somewhere in heaven with a special wall reserved for the best ones, and another somewhere in hell for the rest of them. But [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/06/14/a-portrait-of-god/</link>
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		<title>New Design&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[To mark one of the last procrastination efforts my high school years will see, I have pulled one of the biggest accidental procrastinations this site has seen yet.

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		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/06/06/new-design/</link>
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		<title>Hot Dog Confessions</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For some unbeknownst reason, I eat a lot of hot dogs and polish sausages. When I tell people this, I always get the same predicable response of, &#8220;Do you know what&#8217;s in those??! If you knew, you&#8217;d never eat one again.&#8221;
I&#8217;m thinking the answer is ground up bits of animals that nobody would buy, correct? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/05/10/hot-dog-confessions/</link>
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		<title>One Year of Accidental Procrastination</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been officially procrastinating accidentally for over a year now, as the first post here came out on May 3rd, 2006. 
Here&#8217;s what are, in my opinion, the highlights of last year&#8217;s procrastinations ordered from oldest to newest:

Encouraging Things I Heard Today
Too bad the Constitution wasn’t written using a thesaurus…
Boy Scouts != (do not equal) [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/05/04/one-year-of-accidental-procrastination/</link>
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		<title>The Minute of Yesterday</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In one minute it will be tomorrow; in one minute it will be the future. In one minute, everything&#8211;everything&#8211;could quite possibly be very different than that which is the minute I am living now. Or, it could just as possibly&#8211;perhaps more so&#8211;slip right by, unnoticed like those that proceeded it: Quiet, indifferent, and more than [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/04/25/the-minute-of-yesterday/</link>
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		<title>5 Things I Wish I Could Do But Probably Never Will</title>
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Secretly buy CNN.com, replace overnight all news with satire articles, see what networks are reporting them the next morning.
Gain 200 pounds, lose it in a month, get paid to walk on the beach for a &#8220;results not typical&#8221; commercial.
Make a sequel to a movie that never existed, just to see who would watch it anyway.
Watch [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://accidentalprocrastination.com/2007/04/13/5-things-i-wish-i-could-do-but-probably-never-will/</link>
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