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To the Annoying Lady in the Annoying Hat

October 11, 2007

You don’t need a green arrow to turn left. Those green circles work too. That “left turn yield to oncoming traffic” sign means you only have to wait when there’s other cars at least in sight. When there’s a green light, you should probably drive. When somebody honks at you while giving you “move, stupid” motions, you should probably step on it. The very last thing you need to do is sit through an entire green freaking light causing the person behind you to be even later than he would have been because of your insisting to drive 20 miles below the speed limit through the country on lanes too narrow to pass. Glad we could have this talk.

Thank you.

– Elliot

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