Simple Facts of Life
March 5, 2007- Any time-saving device will only allow you to waste time somewhere else.
- Watching TV while driving is only illegal because if it wasn’t, somebody would do it.
- You know how everybody in small towns follow the speed limits exactly? It’s because they have nowhere to go.
- The whole realm of business ethics is imaginary. If it’s ethical, it sure as hell ain’t good business.
- That last sentence used bad grammar.
- Insane people are normal people to other insane people.
March 5th, 2007 @ 9:42 pm (#)
You are the greate-
wait….
Anyway… good post. The time saving device one? So true. And that is all I have to say.
March 6th, 2007 @ 4:31 pm (#)
‘The whole realm of business ethics is imaginary. If it’s ethical, it sure as hell ain’t good business.’
I keep telling people that, but they still get mad at me.
March 6th, 2007 @ 5:05 pm (#)
@Bri: No, you have more to say. Specifically, you could finish your first sentence.
@Jesse: Because you used bad grammar, that’s why.
March 6th, 2007 @ 10:07 pm (#)
I’m pretty sure I know that person.
March 17th, 2007 @ 3:57 pm (#)
So, what is abnormality again?
March 21st, 2007 @ 11:22 pm (#)
Haha, brilliantly true yet vaguely depressing.
April 2nd, 2007 @ 3:12 pm (#)
You are nearing a month here you know…
March 5th…
tsk.
April 2nd, 2007 @ 3:51 pm (#)
Elliot.
Write something new. And original.
Pronto.
April 7th, 2007 @ 3:42 pm (#)
*whispers* elliottttt… your blog is getting kinda lonely… pretty sure i see cobwebs and lots of dust. LOTS of dust. And spiders. And scaryness. It is sad. Cuz you haven’t posted for over a month! sigh. Get to work.