Simple Facts of Life

  • Any time-saving device will only allow you to waste time somewhere else.
  • Watching TV while driving is only illegal because if it wasn’t, somebody would do it.
  • You know how everybody in small towns follow the speed limits exactly? It’s because they have nowhere to go.
  • The whole realm of business ethics is imaginary. If it’s ethical, it sure as hell ain’t good business.
  • That last sentence used bad grammar.
  • Insane people are normal people to other insane people.

9 thoughts on “Simple Facts of Life”

  1. ‘The whole realm of business ethics is imaginary. If it’s ethical, it sure as hell ain’t good business.’

    I keep telling people that, but they still get mad at me.

  2. @Bri: No, you have more to say. Specifically, you could finish your first sentence.

    @Jesse: Because you used bad grammar, that’s why.

  3. *whispers* elliottttt… your blog is getting kinda lonely… pretty sure i see cobwebs and lots of dust. LOTS of dust. And spiders. And scaryness. It is sad. Cuz you haven’t posted for over a month! sigh. Get to work.

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