- Any time-saving device will only allow you to waste time somewhere else.
- Watching TV while driving is only illegal because if it wasn’t, somebody would do it.
- You know how everybody in small towns follow the speed limits exactly? It’s because they have nowhere to go.
- The whole realm of business ethics is imaginary. If it’s ethical, it sure as hell ain’t good business.
- That last sentence used bad grammar.
- Insane people are normal people to other insane people.
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