Upon Searching for Me
July 24, 2006I was looking through my Mint stats last night when I realized…Some of the funniest people don’t realize that they’re funny–which is probably why they are.
Allow me to demonstrate by showing you a few of the searches that people have actually done to end up here:
- procrastination society. We live in a time and age where everybody needs a society, so it makes sense that procrastinators would want one. Yet somehow, I doubt it will ever get started.
- What special things does a swan do. We do many things. Making fun of people who ask dumb questions is one of those things.
- accidental soccer nut kicks. That’s why I watch soccer, too.
- funny team names procrastinate. I don’t get it.
- telling an optimist from a pessimist. For this, I come up number three on Google. I’m so glad that I get to help humankind with my brilliant psychological observations…
- i didn’t mean for this to go as far as it did. I wonder if that applies to this blog in any way.
- would you believe two angry boy scouts in a canoe. Heck yes.