You’ve heard people say it, you’ve probably said it yourself. The witty reply that we all love to use, “No comment.”
If only these no-comment people would realize how stupid they really sound. Don’t they realize that by saying “no comment” they really are, in fact, making a comment? Or perhaps the words “no comment” are really referring to the actual value that their comment holds–none, zero, zilch.
But regardless of this, I still stand to believe that the comment “no comment” is one of the best non-comment comments worth commenting. It blatantly acknowledges the lack of content in one’s own comment while simultaneously and shamelessly ridiculing the fact that the commentee’s content is more worthless than your own comment-less comment (try saying that five times fast).
Some good examples of proper usage would be:
I can pwn you in tetris any day.
I ate an ant once…they taste like they smell.
The comment “no comment” is one of the best non-comment comments worth commenting.