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A summer todo list

May 22, 2006

Summer’s sneaking up on me, and with it comes fences to paint, windows to clean, lawns to mow, and a bunch of other crap. So before I’m completely smothered by this beautiful phenomenon caused by the rotation of the earth (or so they tell me), I’ve decided to make a list of things that must get done this summer.

• Get a life.
• Get a job (preferably one where you make truckloads of $$$ selling crap to a bunch of losers).
• Have two kick-ass blogs.
• Start manofpink.com.
• Learn to moonwalk.

Oh yeah, this summer shall be awesome.

Stuff that other people said:

• Anne

  May 23rd, 2006 @ 6:28 am (#)

  Funny thing…I was just going to post a blog post about to-do lists, except mine involved gorilla glue, a safe, and a large body of water…

• Elliot Swan

  May 23rd, 2006 @ 8:53 am (#)

  haha…

• Arrogant node

  September 7th, 2007 @ 11:28 pm (#)

  My mother said to me, If you are a soldier, you will become a general If you are a monk, you will become the Pope Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso — Pablo Picasso

• joseph liuzza

  December 27th, 2011 @ 12:08 pm (#)

  moonwalking is possible. don’t let any person tell you different.

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